Lighten up Mondays.

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Pint of American beer
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While at the pub, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot each found a fly swimming around in his beer.

The Englishman asked the bartender for a napkin and a teaspoon.  Elegantly scooping the fly out, he placed it in the napkin and delicately folded it.

The Irishman pushed his sleeve up, immersed his hand in the beer, caught the fly, threw it on the floor, and stepped on it.

The Scot silently took off his jacket, draped it neatly over the chair, folded his shirtsleeves up, and bent over his pint.  Carefully he fished the fly out by picking it up by its wings.  He lifted it just above the mug, shook the fly, and in a threatening voice bellowed, “Now spit it out!”

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