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Lighten up Mondays.

Posted on July 23, 2012

“I’ll need to see your license and registration,” says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple.  “You were speeding.”

“But, officer,” says the husband, “I was way under the speed limit!”

“Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 zone.”

“I was not speeding!” insists the man.  “Your radar gun must be broken.”

At this point, the wife leans over,

“It’s no use arguing with him officer,” she says apologetically.  “He always gets this stubborn when he’s been drinking.”