Lighten up Mondays.

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You get two humorous posts this week to lighten up your Monday.

Here’s the first one!

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around, and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.

After a while, a homeless man came up to her and said, “Hello, luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”

“How dare you,” retorted the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”

“Well then,” said the man, “what are you doing in my bed?”

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