Lighten up Mondays.

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Bill and George were always competing against each other.

After one argument over who was better at folding and packing parachutes, they went skydiving to settle the dispute.

Bill jumped first, pulled the cord, and began to float gently to earth.

Then George jumped and pulled his cord, but nothing happened.

Next he yanked on the safety cord, but that didn’t work either.

In a matter of seconds, George, falling like a rock, flew past Bill, and said,

“So, you wanna race?!”

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