After my most recent post, I decided that some humor was in order.

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These guys rob a bank wearing gorilla masks.  As they’re getting away, a customer pulls off one of the robber’s masks to see what he looks like.

The bank robber says, “Now that you’ve seen me, you have to die,” and he shoots the man dead.

The robber looks around the room.  Everyone is looking away or covering their eyes.  “Did anyone else see my face!?”

An Irishman in the corner slowly raises his hand.  “You saw my face!?”  “No, but I think my wife might have got a wee peek.”

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