Lighten up Mondays
A motorist got his car stuck in the mud while on a drive through the country. A farmer happened to be by the side of the road and offered to pull him out for twenty dollars.
“At that price, I would think you’d be busy day and night pulling people out,” said the motorist.
“Oh, I can’t at night,” said the farmer. “That’s when I haul water for this here hole.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 