Lighten up Mondays.
He had hoped the situation would eventually resolve itself, but finally the good-humored boss was compelled to call Mr. Brown into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”
Mr. Brown looked incredulous, then responded,
“You know, you’re right, sir. I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking it, do you?”
Living: the ultimate team sport 