Final vacation jokes: A man walked into a diner…
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner. His waitress brought him a hamburger, a cup of coffee, and a piece of pie.
As the trucker was about to start eating, three men in leather jackets pulled up on motorcycles and came inside. One grabbed the man’s hamburger, the second one drank his coffee and the other one took his piece of pie.
The truck driver didn’t say a word. He got up, put on his jacket, paid the cashier and left.
One of the bikers said to the cashier, “Not much of a man, is he?”
“He’s not much of a driver either,” she replied. “He just ran his truck over three motorcycles.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 