Speaking of Doctors…here’s some medical humor.
A doctor is talking to his patient one day and he says, “I have some bad news and some terrible news.”
The patient asks, “What’s the bad news?” and the doctor says, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
The patient says, “Oh no! What news could possibly be worse than that?”
And the doctor says, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 