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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on March 26, 2018 Updated on March 26, 2018

Sorry for missing a couple Lighten up Mondays. I return today and also introduce the new “symbol” of the series. This week’s focus is spring. I hope your Monday, and the remainder of the week, bring you reasons to smile.

• Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day march!
• What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
• What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!
• Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
• Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
• Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a watermelon.
• How do rabbits keep their fur neat? They use a harebrush.
• What is a spring chick after it is five months old? 6 months old.
• What did the mother worm say to the little worm that was late? Where on earth have you been?