Lighten up Mondays

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If you’re reading these Monday funnies on October 9th, you’re having fun while I’m in an operating room getting a bionic hip. Therefore, some medical humor. And I’ll see all of you on the other side!!!

  • I love being a nurse, but most of all I just like being able to wear scrubs all the time – they’re the closest thing to pajamas.
  • My healthcare plan is pretty simple: I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.
  • Let’s take this week to thank nurses for all the crap they have to do. Seriously, everyone, they deserve the best seat in Heaven.
  • My doctor is an ear, nose, and throat specialist. I hope that doesn’t mean he didn’t finish the rest of med school.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.
  • If you trust Google more than you trust your doctor, maybe it’s time to change doctors.
  • Phlebotomist: I’m here to draw some blood. Patient: But I just received blood yesterday.Phlebotomist: You didn’t think you’d get to keep it, did you?

I know, these weren’t extraordinarily funny but I’m pretty sure you’d rather not change places with me.

Am I right?

 

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3 thoughts on “Lighten up Mondays

    nrhatch said:
    October 9, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Hope all goes well and that you have a speedy recovery!

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    Jill Weatherholt said:
    October 9, 2017 at 6:40 am

    You’re right, Irene. I only have to go for my infusion today, easy peasy. Praying for you, girl!

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