Lighten up Mondays
In keeping with the baby theme going on in our household – our first grandchild is expected to be born the first week of May – this week’s funnies center around babies.
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Saw the cutest triplets in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant so the boy asked the attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
She responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?” The boy admitted that was the case.
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you.”
Living: the ultimate team sport 
April 10, 2017 at 9:13 am
Congratulation on the upcoming birth…how exciting! I loved the triplet joke. 🙂
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April 10, 2017 at 9:32 am
Thank you, Jill. Yesterday’s baby shower with 22 people in my house (standing room only) was a delightful celebration of Lainey and TJ’s baby. We call him LBP (Little Baby Piland) because no name will be released until he’s born. Everyone says having grandchildren is lots of fun and we’re certainly looking forward to proving that to be true.
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April 10, 2017 at 2:38 pm
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