“Doctor, I’m losing my sex urge,” complained Ruth at her annual checkup.
“Mrs. Hampton, that’s understandable at eighty-four,” said the doctor, “but tell me, when did you first start noticing this?”
“Last night,” she answered, “and then again this morning.”
“Aha,” said the doctor. “Your problem isn’t a diminished sex drive, it’s that you’re not getting enough sex. You should be having relations at least fifteen times a month.”
Thanking him and heading home, the old woman couldn’t wait to report the doctor’s prescription to her husband. “Guess what, Honey? The doctor says I need it fifteen times a month!”
Her husband put down his newspaper and replied, “That’s just great, Sweetie. Put me down for five.”