Lighten Up Mondays

This will be a weekly feature that will provide just what all of us need on one of the most dreaded days of the week:  MONDAY!


Helen Island, Helen Reef, Palau. Original desc...

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Marooned on a South Seas island, a man with a beard down to his knees is walking on the beach.  Suddenly a beautiful woman emerges from the surf.

“Been here long?” she asks.  “Since 1981,” he replies.

“How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”  “Eleven years.”

She unzips a pocket in the sleeve of her wet suit, pulls out a pack of Camels, lights one, and hands it to him.  He inhales greedily.

“How long since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”  “Eleven years.”

She unzips the other sleeve and offers him a flask.  He takes a long pull and looks at her adoringly.

“How long,” she asks coyly, “since you played around?”  “Eleven years, ” he says wistfully.

She starts to unzip the front of her wet suit.  “Gosh,” he says, “you got a set of golf clubs in there?”

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