A mixed bag of jokes while on vacation: No. 5

At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked.  Next, she served some to a minister.

“I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!” he shouted.

Hearing this, the first man poured his punch back into the bowl and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice!”

Come on, you KNOW you want to laugh.  It’s o.k.  It’s just a joke.

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